Til Death: Reanimated
homes / jareds-place
Miraculously, SBURB CLIENT is opened. Jared had it downloaded for several weeks, forgetting to play it with somebody.Server found. Connect?Connecting...What the hell. Is that... Just a dog? There's nobody else here. You can't be serious.Well, shit. I can't let that dog die.The SERVER goes through various shenanigans, using treats to guide Sweetie Honey through the entry process. It's as ridiculous as it sounds. (edited)Cmon, girl. Get that thing on the platform...Everything goes dark...THE LAND OF LOVE
As Sweetie Honey is a dog, her LAND and CLASSPECT are more simple, in that they are lacking a second property and a class.Through a ridiculous series of baps, treats, bacon, and shenanigans, the server player is able to enter, and both players are able to progress through the game. Although their session destined to be fruitless, they march onwards.
Underlings, prototyped with a ripped up plush dog toy and the server player's dead grandpa's corpse (LONG story), surround Sweetie Honey and the Server Player.Shit!I don't think I ever told you my name. You should probably know, if we're gonna die here. Not that you care too much.Heh. Sean Pines.Sweetie Honey jumps at the horde of underlings.Sweetie Honey was slain.
5NO!!!Having already become God Tier, Sean flies Sweetie Honey's body to her quest pet bed.RISE, HERO OF HEART. (edited)
4Sweetie Honey rises, now the HERO OF HEART. Sean takes her to a teleporter to earth on DERSE.It's too dangerous for you here, Sally.Heh, that's probably not even your name.You have an owner out there somewhere. I'm sure they've missed you all this time.With your new power... Go protect them.I will finish this for us.Heh heh heh!! Thank you, Sally.Now, go!Sean throws a treat to Sweetie Honey as she steps on the teleporter.> You somehow understand her.
...Bye, Sally.And Sweetie Honey was gone.